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Bubba Died
>
>Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The
>morgue
>needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two
>best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done
>everything together.
>
>Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
>Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
>him over."
>The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
>
>The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer
>in
>To confirm the identity of the body.
>Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
>Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No,
>it ain't Bubba."
>
>The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
>"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
>Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, "There's Bubba
>With them two assholes.
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Bubba Died
>
>Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The
>morgue
>needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two
>best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done
>everything together.
>
>Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
>Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
>him over."
>The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
>
>The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer
>in
>To confirm the identity of the body.
>Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
>Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No,
>it ain't Bubba."
>
>The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
>"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
>Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, "There's Bubba
>With them two assholes.
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